Pikun...caheum atau ciroyom...

Published by nil on Senin, 28 Juli 2008 di 08:39

Sebuah angkot berhenti di depannya seorang calon penumpang yang sedang
kebingungan..

calon penumpang : Ma'af mas, ini angkot ke ciroyom ya..?
mas sopir : ini ciroyom..
calon penumpang : o.. (sambil naik angkot..)
mas sopir : ma'af mas..maksud saya ini ciroyom...
calon penumpang : iya, saya mau ke ciroyom....(bingung)
mas sopir : maksud saya daerah ini namanya ciroyom, mas udah di
ciroyom sekarang...
mas sopir : sebenarnya mau kemana sih mas...?
calon penumpang : eh...(sambil turun dari angkot dgn malu sambil pura2
mau nelpon )

angkot tersebut berlalu, dengan sopir dan penumpangnya yang senyam-senyum.
Sementara si calon penumpang mikir2 lagi. Ah rupanya mau ke cicaheum
bukan ciroyom...

Minggu, 20 Juli 2008

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